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60-Second Summary of My Grandad vs The Fangazoo
A 60-Second Summary of My Grandad vs The Fangazoo Funny Kids’ Book—in Short, Synopsis, Precis for Age 7 Upwards
Here is a 60-second summary of the Funny Best-Sellingchildren’s book: My Grandad vs The Fangazoo for age 7 upwards or Key Stage 2 (KS2). Written by RK Alker Best-Selling Children’s Author and storyteller offering School Author Visits & Readings.
Here is the Text of the R.K. Alker YouTube Video: 60-Second Summary of My Grandad vs The Fangazoo Funny Kids’ Book by RK Alker. Synopsis Precis (2022)
Hi Everyone, I’m R.K. Alker Best-Selling Children’s Author
Here is a quick 60-second summary of my book…
Set sail on this sensational side-splitting Fangazoo island expedition into a world of adventure and monsters!
Overflowing with laugh-out-loud moments and unforgettable characters, this stunning black-and-white illustrated children’s tale is perfect for readers aged 7 upwards.
Hidden in the Bermuda Triangle, a volcanic island paradise conceals a prehistoric beast.
An extreme expedition unfolds for sisters Frankie and Charlie when they find the Fangazoo clue in crazy captain Sam’s rhyme.
Their archaeologist grandad has been looking for a dragon his whole life.
Can this ageing explorer complete one last BIG adventure with the girls and their cousins?
In secret, the children are whisked off by Grandad on a coming-of-age adventure.
Once they leave Sam’s weird ship, they are plunged into the Fangazoo’s hostile kingdom.
As the battle of greed vs love rages, how long before they face the Fangazoo?
And, can they escape?
How R.K. Alker Best-Selling Children’s Author Wrote My Grandad vs The Fangazoo
RK Alker serving during a distinguished career on the Lancashire 999 Emergency Ambulances
“I was injured in the line of duty and couldn’t run and play with my kids. Instead, I imagined an adventure where we ran and played together. I channelled into the Fangazoo book the positivity I felt and the lessons I had learned about applying positivity in crisis situations on the Lancashire 999 emergency ambulances.
I sat, wrote and lived this hilarious adventure with my kids in the book as they went on a breath-taking, funny adventure with their explorer grandad to find a dragon…
…and the Best-Selling My Grandad vs The Fangazoo was born.”
RK ALKER’S LATEST BOOK – My Grandad vs The Fangazoo
A laugh-out-loud, wonderfully entertaining action-adventure for age 7 upwards
A top-secret expedition unfolds for sisters Frankie and Charlie when they find the Fangazoo clue in crazy captain Sam’s rhyme. Can their archaeologist grandad complete one last BIG adventure with the girls and their cousins? Plunged into a hostile kingdom, how long before they face the Fangazoo? And, can they escape?
R.K. Alker Best-Selling Children’s Author was born in the UK, but he was MADE IN LANCASHIRE!
He is famous as the TV & Radio ChilliManaficionado and a champion of local producers or “Food Evangelist!”
R.K. Alker has a career spanning more than 3 decades of university lecturing, content writing, UK 999 emergency ambulances, media and entertainment as the colourful TV ChilliMan which contributed to this hilarious children’s adventure book written for his kids.
Do you remember this funny entertainer? The ChilliMan was on all the TV & Radio Stations!
RK Alker is an author of funny children’s books from Chorley, Lancashire, England, United Kingdom, Earth!
His little girls think RK Alker is the Best Funny Kids Author in the World.
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This privacy policy was created using a document from Rocket Lawyer (https://www.rocketlawyer.co.uk).
17 June 2019
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R.K. Alker Best-Selling Children’s Author was born in the UK, but he was MADE IN LANCASHIRE!
