1. Be good enough at English and Creative Writing to write a funny children’s book.

2. Get inspiration and a brilliant idea for a funny book for kids.

3. Read, read, read as many kids’ books as you can in your chosen field of children’s fiction or kids' writing genre.

4. Start writing that award-winning funny book for children. Will your funny book into existence. Write a children’s book plot or just ‘fly by the seat of your pants’ and see where the kids' book writing journey takes you.

5. Read and reread you kid’s book. Edit your funny children’s book and keep improving the kids' book until you cannot improve any further.

6. Consider a proof-reader or an editor for your funny book for kids.

7. Take the plunge to try and hook a children’s literary agent, children's book publisher or even self-publish your funny kids' fiction masterpiece.

The title of best children’s author is a subjective matter. Roald Dahl has endured for generations as a number one kids author. Julia Donaldson and David Walliams are doing incredibly well as the kids’ author stars of our time.

I would like to say that R.K. Alker is the best children’s author one day, but according to my children – RK Alker is the best children’s author – I can’t argue with that!

R.K. Alker is the best children’s author in the world according to my little girls! Of course, there are kids’ author mega stars out there – I am climbing the Google rankings to that number one children’s author spot.

R.K. Alker Children’s Author now ranks number 1 on Google as a children's story writer alongside the mega stars of the writing industry. Watch my children’s writer videos to see how my funny kids’ books ended up so very highly ranked in the children's writing industry.

Children’s author visits can take the form of:

1. kids’ author visits to schools,

2. kids’ author visits to churches and church groups,

3. children’s youth group author visits and

4. children’s bookshop visits and

5 .kids bookshop children’s author readings.

Contact me to book a children’s author visit on the website or Tel. 01772970190

I can legitimately state: RK Alker Children’s Author is Google World Number One!

The very successful results of my children’s author website design, SEO, online web ranking and online marketing skills are on display for all to see. I was runner up finalist for Tourism Website of the Year and have carried those skills into the design of my kids’ author website.

I have made a path to the very top. I offer you the opportunity to follow in my footsteps. That search engine optimisation (SEO) and online success can happen for you too - with my help.

Contact me using the website form or on Tel. 01772970190

I offer:

1. children’s author workshops,

2. eLearning courses,

3. workshops and

4. training

to get your website to the top of Google for children’s books, funny kids books and writing children’s books.

Contact me using the website form or on Tel. 01772970190

I will talk to you about your author online marketing hopes and dreams and see if I can help.

*Whilst writing funny books for kids I achieved Google World Number One for over thirty children’s author categories and Google Page One for over fifty more kids’ author categories.

I succeeded in doing this for www.RKAlker.com and now I offer to do it for you, or show you how to do it for yourself.

See my course for: Author SEO Search Engine Optimisation & Online Marketing eLearning & Online Course, and

book a £FREE Author & Writer SEO Search Engine Optimisation & Online Marketing Consultation.

I look forward to chatting to you soon!

Warmest Regards

R.K. Alker Children’s Author