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RK Alker
RK Alker
#LockdownWriting I got the whole family involved in #writing a #book which was borne out of a #funny comment made by my dad! Lockdown presented a great #opportunity to #write

Lockdown brought together my skills as a #ChildrensAuthor & #Entertainer as I utilised my digital and video skills & blended #teaching with #ChilliMan entertaining to produce free kids’ content on:

www.RKAlker.com

My 5-year-old daughter illustrated the #story day-by-day, I wrote, my wife #proofread & #edited

I took the 2 main teenaged girl characters from my current #FunnyKidsBook awaiting #illustration & put them in my new #zoo adventure.

The #zoo adventure goes horribly wrong & I am hoping they make it out alive?!!

I’m two thirds in & things are getting very exciting.

During #lockdown we produced free content for kids & moved between #bookwriting #cooking in the #kitchen to kids #gardening & of course - #chillies

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RK Alker
RK Alker
During #lockdown we produced free content for kids & moved into the #garden. In my #chilligrowing days I was a high profile prolific #chilligrower – at the #BBCGoodFoodShow I did get a mention on #GardenersWorld so, naturally we moved into the #garden for kids #gardening

My 5-year-old little girl is a keen #gardener & she set about the task of #planting & #propagating seeds.

We turned #homeschool into something fun, my little girl won star of the week for the video we shot for the website:

www.RKAlker.com

We planted everything from #tomatoes & #sunflowers to #fruit trees, #basil & #chillies of course!

We even produced a video on #SeedHarvesting with the #ChilliMan

Lockdown presented a great #opportunity to #write & I got the whole family involved in #writing a book which was borne out of a #funny comment made by my dad!

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RK Alker
RK Alker
What did you do during lockdown? Me? I lost my 999 #ambulance job! Undeterred, I produced #free #digital content for kids, blended #homeschool with kids’ #cooking & #gardening & even revived the Chilliman!

#Home-school was handed to us. I took it & turned it into something fun.

My 5-year-old girl took over the #kitchen. I took my #ChilliMan outfit out of #mothballs & donned a green #funny wig!

Did you read the story of the green hairspray colouring my bathroom grout GREEN when I exhibited & demonstrated at national events as the colourfully painted ChilliMan?

We started making simple #EggFree recipes & produced #video for the website:

www.RKAlker.com

We had great fun making #pasta #pizza & #chilliconcarne

The ChilliMan only put a little #chilli in the kids’ chilli con carne!

In my #chilligrowing days I was a prolific #chilligrower – at the #BBCGoodFoodShow I did get a mention on #GardenersWorld & we moved into the #garden for kids #gardening

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RK Alker
RK Alker
My #FunnyKidsBook was my personal triumph over the tragedy of my career-ending 999 ambulance job injury. My love for my kids & #writing for them was the silver lining that pulled me through my partial recovery.

After 30 years of almost finding time to #write, I finally sat & lived the funny adventure of the kids & their archaeologist Grandad against the dragon-like beast.

I was transported to an imaginary world which released me from my broken body.

Like all kids’ books there is happy ending in this coming of age adventure full of fun, positivity, love & laughter.

50 years of life experience, kids, 999 situations, university teaching & wild & whacky ChilliMan fun moulded the book into a breath-taking adventure & the edit took twice as long!

I was invited to enjoy volunteer reading with the children at my eldest’s school, until #lockdown.

But lockdown & the sad loss of my #999ambulance job due to my injuries, brought its own opportunity to pen another book & I am two thirds in!

Read more: www.RKAlker.com

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RK Alker
RK Alker
After helping 6,000 people in 6 years my career was sadly ended by an injury in the line of duty during lockdown – now I need your help. My 999 #portraitfornhsheroes kindly drawn by https://www.linkedin.com/in/holliedonnelly/

It has been a privilege and an honour to serve the people of this country on the Emergency 999 Ambulances for North West Ambulance Service NHS Trust.

How do I need help? - I need a #publisher

To escape my broken body, I fulfilled a 30-year ambition, lived a vivid adventure of the mind & wrote a funny kids’ #book for my children whilst recovering from my injuries, details here:

https://rkalker.com

I now seek to #publish my book.

What did I do on the #EmergencyAmbulances ?

Everything from the beginning of life – delivering babies, through trips, falls, cuts, breaks, road traffic & major incidents to lifesaving work at the end of life.

I had so many good experiences alongside the more difficult parts of 999 work & I did not deserve my final lockdown exit.

I would be very grateful if you could help.

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RK Alker
RK Alker
I gave my students live project experience in my chilli business at national headline events like the #NEC #BBCGoodFoodShow which led to charity & #999ambulance work.

After The ChilliMan adventure, I turned to serving #education at the University of Central Lancashire or #UCLan.

#University student had become master. I loved #teaching #economics & #business & the students made the experience fun.

The recession deepened. I witnessed austerity & university fee introductions.

I was still unsettled with a gaping chilli-shaped hole in me after the departure of the #chilli business.

I then turned to serve the sick & people in need.

I healed by helping others directly & took challenging work in a high security #MentalHealth institution.

I progressed to work for a local alcohol & drugs #charity until I reached the next destination in my journey:

The 999 #EmergencyAmbulances

…helping 6,000 people as North West Ambulance Service NHS Trust became my home for the remainder of the decade.

Someone did something very nice for me which I would like to share with you tomorrow.

#food #foodlovers #foodheroes #storytelling #writer #b2b #b2c #digitalmaketing #Lancashire #lancashirebusiness #Media #Press #Publisher #Publishing #Editor #HPXLife #portraitsfornhsheroes

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RK Alker is an author of funny children’s books from Lancashire, England, United Kingdom, Earth!

My little girls think I am the Best Funny Kids Author in the World.

R.K. Alker is a Famous, Funny, Celebrity Children’s Author, Grower, Cook, Local Food Evangelist and an injured 999 Emergency Ambulanceman. His love for growing chillies made him the country’s highest profile chilli grower, champion of local producers and star of TV, radio and press.

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RK Alker is an author of funny children’s books, a famous chilli grower, cook, local food evangelist and food and drink event specialist from Lancashire, England, United Kingdom, Earth!

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My little girls think R.K. Alker is The World’s Best Kids’ Author.

R.K. Alker is also The Chilliman from Little Green Men a master of The Ancient Lancastrian Art of Ecky Thump! and can be found on Blogger.com