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RK Alker

RK Alker

Fangazoo Children's Author. Bedtime Monster Mangler. Seen in media for 🌶Chillies🌶 999 Ambulances 🚑

4 weeks ago

RK Alker
Rivington Pike (1974): Then and Now. I still remember my 4-year-old legs burning to this day! …which makes my 4-year-olds performance yesterday all the more amazing!We had walked up Babylon to watch the lighting of the Rivington Pike beacon from a distance for the #PlatinumJubilee.Yesterday, we decided to get closer. Before we set off on the walk, I whispered to my wife:“We’ll have to go at Charlie’s pace.” Charlie is 4 years old and I anticipated a slow slog as we took our children on an adventure to explore the wooded paths of the newly renovated Japanese Garden’s in Lord Leverhulme’s old estate on the slopes of Rivington Pike.❎ERROR❗️🤕As we climbed the lower slopes, I glanced, with some concern at my injured knee as it began to itch inside! Little Charlie set the pace alright— faster than any of us! She shot through the beautiful Japanese gardens, pointed up some winding steps and proceeded to climb 1191 feet, all the way to the top of Rivington Pike!As I looked to the Fylde coast over the North West of the Kingdom, I noticed the summit has an engraving, it reads:“One day or day one—you decide!”⭐️💡EPIPHANY!💡⭐️My recovery has obviously taken a surprising turn for the better! It’s been more than 3 years since the injuries that ended my 999 Emergency Ambulance career.Once again, my kids dragged me out of the “can’t do” mindset of injury—last time they did that, 3 years ago, I wrote a funny kids’ book for them whilst I couldn’t get around. I recently turned it into an Amazon Best-Seller. Search for #Fangazoo for that.📚Fangazoo for age 7 up is on Amazon (also FREE on Kindle Unlimited) here:amzn.to/3w6Bz92📚Or my website here:rkalker.com/fangazoo📚The Fangazoo Colouring and Activity Book for ages 4 to 8 is here:amzn.to/3w6Bz92#platinumjubilee2022 #RivingtonPike #Chorley #kidslit #funactivities #funday #RKAlker #childrensbookauthors #FemaleLed #FemaleLead #GirlPower #BooksForGirls #booklaunch #publishing #storytelling #childrensbooks #creativewriting #Chorley #Lancashire #publisher #writing #writers #bookrelease #ChildrensAuthor #newbookrelease #booklife #media #fangazoo #rkalker #press #KeyStage1 #KeyStage2 #KS1 #KS2 #primaryschool ... See MoreSee Less
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4 weeks ago

RK Alker
“One day or day one—you decide!” ❓Have you ever underestimated your kids❓The inkling of my recovery was sparked when we walked up the road to watch the lighting of the Rivington Pike beacon from a distance for the #PlatinumJubilee.Yesterday, we decided to get closer. Before we set off on the walk, I whispered to my wife:“We’ll have to go at Charlie’s pace.” Charlie is 4 years old and I anticipated a slow slog as we took our children on an adventure to explore the wooded paths of the newly renovated Japanese Garden’s in Lord Leverhulme’s old estate on the slopes of Rivington Pike.❎ERROR❗️🤕As we climbed the lower slopes, I glanced, with some concern at my injured knee as it began to itch inside! Little Charlie set the pace alright— faster than any of us! She shot through the beautiful Japanese gardens, pointed up some winding steps and proceeded to climb 1191 feet, all the way to the top of Rivington Pike!As I looked to the Fylde coast over the North West of the Kingdom, I noticed the summit has an engraving, it reads:“One day or day one—you decide!”⭐️💡EPIPHANY!💡⭐️My recovery has obviously taken a surprising turn for the better! It’s been more than 3 years since the injuries that ended my 999 Emergency Ambulance career.Once again, my kids dragged me out of the “can’t do” mindset of injury—last time they did that, 3 years ago, I wrote a funny kids’ book for them whilst I couldn’t get around. I recently turned it into an Amazon Best-Seller. Search for #Fangazoo for that.📚Fangazoo is on Amazon here:amzn.to/3w6Bz92📚Or my website here:rkalker.com/fangazooImages from #ChorleyCouncil#platinumjubilee2022 #RivingtonPike #Chorley #kidslit #funactivities #funday #RKAlker #childrensbookauthors #FemaleLed #FemaleLead #GirlPower #BooksForGirls #booklaunch #publishing #storytelling #childrensbooks #creativewriting #Chorley #Lancashire #publisher #writing #writers #bookrelease #ChildrensAuthor #newbookrelease #booklife #media #fangazoo #rkalker #press #KeyStage1 #KeyStage2 #KS1 #KS2 #primaryschool ... See MoreSee Less
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1 month ago

RK Alker
Listen on YouTube to the first chapter of the #audiobook👇for the ⭐️⭐️NEW RELEASE⭐️⭐️ TOP 20 Amazon BEST-SELLING Funny, Illustrated Adventure Book: My Grandad vs The Fangazoo FOR AGE 7 & UP - BLURB & LINK👇BELOWyoutu.be/jHXieD8vj2MA laugh-out-loud, wonderfully entertaining action-adventure for age 7 upwards.A top-secret expedition unfolds for sisters Frankie and Charlie when they find the Fangazoo clue in crazy captain Sam’s rhyme. Can their archaeologist grandad complete one last BIG adventure with the girls and their cousins? Plunged into a hostile kingdom, how long before they face the Fangazoo? And, can they escape?ALSO LISTEN TO THE AUDIOBOOK ON: rkalker.com/fangazooREAD THE FIRST CHAPTER ON AMAZON JUST “LOOK INSIDE” amzn.to/3Et0tmA✅ Amazon Paperback & Kindle Link Below🌈 ££ FREE on Kindle Unlimited📩 Also available on Prime DeliveryAMAZON LINK for My Grandad vs The Fangazoo FOR AGE 7 UP: amzn.to/3Et0tmAContact me to book an #AuthorVisitAMAZON LINK for The Fangazoo Colouring & Activity Book FOR AGES 4-8: amzn.to/3w6Bz92#kidslit #funactivities #funday #RKAlker #childrensbookauthors #FemaleLed #FemaleLead #GirlPower #BooksForGirls #booklaunch #publishing #storytelling #childrensbooks #creativewriting #Chorley #Lancashire #publisher #writing #writers #bookrelease #ChildrensAuthor #newbookrelease #booklife #media #fangazoo #rkalker #press #KeyStage1 #KeyStage2 #KS1 #KS2 #primaryschool ... See MoreSee Less
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1 month ago

RK Alker
Happy #PlatinumJubilee everyone! ...from Frankie & Charlie 🇬🇧❤️ ... See MoreSee Less
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1 month ago

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❓What books do your kids pull off the shelves❓I observed that mine love colouring & activity books! ⭐️⭐️NEW RELEASE⭐️⭐️ Fangazoo Colouring & Activity Book for Ages 4 to 8. BLURB & LINK below👇Meet Frankie and Charlie & colour the original artwork from the BEST-SELLING Funny Adventure Book: My Grandad vs The Fangazoo.My kids inspired me to create this colouring and activity book which contains all the puzzles and activities they love. PLUS discrete educational activities to overcome the common struggles for age 4+ kids, such as:✅ Counting and adding up 🔢✅ Number Bonds to 10 🧮✅ Guided cursive letter and number writing ✍️I have a range of books that are funny, engaging, inspirational and can educate the whole primary school in Key Stage 1 & Key Stage 2.Contact me to book an #AuthorVisitAMAZON LINK for The Fangazoo Colouring & Activity Book FOR AGES 4-8: amzn.to/3w6Bz92AMAZON LINK for My Grandad vs The Fangazoo FOR AGE 7 UP: amzn.to/3Et0tmA#kidslit #funactivities #funday #RKAlker #childrensbookauthors #FemaleLed #FemaleLead #GirlPower #BooksForGirls #booklaunch #publishing #storytelling #childrensbooks #creativewriting #Chorley #Lancashire #publisher #writing #writers #bookrelease #ChildrensAuthor #newbookrelease #booklife #media #fangazoo #rkalker #press #KeyStage1 #KeyStage2 #KS1 #KS2 #primaryschool ... See MoreSee Less
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RK Alker is an author of funny children’s books from Lancashire, England, United Kingdom, Earth!

My little girls think I am the Best Funny Kids Author in the World.

R.K. Alker is a Famous, Funny, Celebrity Children’s Author, Grower, Cook, Local Food Evangelist and an injured 999 Emergency Ambulanceman. His love for growing chillies made him the country’s highest profile chilli grower, champion of local producers and star of TV, radio and press.

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RK Alker is an author of funny children’s books, a famous chilli grower, cook, local food evangelist and food and drink event specialist from Lancashire, England, United Kingdom, Earth!

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R.K. Alker is also The Chilliman from Little Green Men a master of The Ancient Lancastrian Art of Ecky Thump! and can be found on Blogger.com