R.K. Alker is a Funny, Best-Selling Children’s Author and Storyteller for KS1 and KS2. Published Internationally.

RK Alker Author Profile: he was also a university lecturer, highly commended 999 emergency ambulanceman, media star, presenter and entertainer.

“Working with children to inspire readers and writers is a privilege and a pleasure—when you love it, it shows!” 😊

RK Alker Author Profile

Available for book and author days, storytelling, assemblies, talks and workshops. Faith school-friendly, from Lancashire, UK.

 

PRICES FROM £129 FOR MY ALL-IN FULL-SCHOOL EVENT WHICH INCLUDES: A WORKSHOP ASSEMBLY, Q&A MEET-THE-AUTHOR, PLUS QUICK CLASS VISITS, A BOOK SIGNING, FREE BOOK FOR THE SCHOOL LIBRARY AND THOSE CHILDREN THAT CANNOT GET THE BOOK + FREE BOOKMARKS FOR EVERY CHILD! (See More £Pricing Below…)

TO CONTACT ME – CLICK HERE

 

AVAILABLE FOR

• Workshops in Assembly, Class, Groups, or One to One.
• Talks, Readings, Storytelling and Interviews.
• Kids Q&A and Book Signings.
• Free School Library Books and Bookmarks for Everyone.

“The room was electric! RiK has a genuine knack for commanding attention and sparking children’s creativity. They really were ‘dreaming it up and making it real!’”

AUDIENCES

KS1, KS2, Ages 4-7, 7-9, 9-11.

GENRES

Adventure, Fiction, Comedy, Humour, Middle-Grade, Action-Adventure,

Short Story, Tall Tale and Poetry.

BOOK TYPES

Fiction, Adventure, Humour, Colouring and Activity for Ages 4-7, 7-9, 9-11.

 

My Key Stage 1 Colouring and Activity Books

contain solutions to my own children’s challenges from age 4. I weaved discreet education into all the normal colouring and fun activities to help them learn to read and count; and write by tracing cursive letters.

Great Activity Book for Kids. My daughter is 5 and loves completing the mazes, colouring and dot-to-dot puzzles. My son is 3, so he’s more into the colouring at the moment, but there’s plenty of that for him! It’s a good introduction to the characters of the book, which I hope we’ll read together when they’re a little older.

My Key Stage 2 Funny Adventure Books

tackle critical themes in a light-hearted way to encourage young people to develop love, understanding, empathy and wisdom.

“Fantastic for children, but I loved it as an adult!”

 “Overflowing with laugh-out-loud moments and unforgettable characters, this stunning black and white illustrated children’s tale is perfect for readers aged 7 upwards.”

AWARDS AND ACCOLADES

• John Coates Prize for University Economics
• Life Saver 999 Emergency Ambulances
• BBC, ITV, CH4, UKTV, Radio, Daily Telegraph, Independent and more!
• ChilliMan TV Presenter
• Gary Rhodes UKTV Local Food Heroes Finalist
• BBC The Gift Finalist
• UK’s Top 4 for Luxury Foods
• Lancashire and Blackpool Tourism Awards
• First Prize Southport Flower Show

 

ABOUT R.K. ALKER AND HIS AUTHOR VISITS

“I offer inspiring, fun workshops and best-selling storytelling and poetry sessions from separate books for Key Stage 1 and Key Stage 2.”

Hi, I’m RiK. As a father of two primary school children, I love reading, story time and writing best-selling funny kids’ books.

I am passionate about engaging and inspiring children to read and run for their pens, pencils and tablets to get involved in writing and illustration.

My interactive workshops provide insight into how I dream up my books and make them real… and children can too!

“His reading of his favourite chapters captivated the children’s imagination and ensued some raucous laughter. He invited the children to peek behind the pages of his book by informing them of his inspirations and writing processes.”

With over 30 years of writing experience as a public speaker, university lecturer to hundreds, and TV, radio, press and national event performer to thousands, I love having fun with the kids to excite, explode and dive into their imagination.

I have over half a century of unusual life experiences to draw upon for my writing.

When you love it, it shows!…

• In a BBC competition, a famous judge once said I had “a smile in my voice!”
• My university students often told me I was their “favourite lecturer!”

I even took a crazy ride off-grid as a brightly coloured chilli grower two decades ago. My passion sparked serendipity! I ended up a TV presenter and media celebrity in the local food revolution in the world of food and drink!

Over this period, I performed around 2000 speaking engagements in public, teaching and workshops.

“…Oh, and I also saved 6,000 lives, helped deliver babies and brought dead people back to life!”

It was an honour to serve the country on the UK 999 emergency ambulances for 6 years. Working with children was a privilege and a pleasure, and delivering babies was the zenith.

“R.K. Alker’s passion shone through as he worked with the children, and he thoroughly entertained them with his stories.”

R.K. ALKER AUTHOR VISIT PICK ‘N’ MIX MENU

My fun storytelling and workshop sessions form a pick ‘n’ mix menu, which includes:

• Meet and greet the author assembly.
• Readings.
• Workshops in assembly, class, groups, or one-to-one.
• Kids Q&A – there’s never a dull one! Always a wonderful and crazy surprise!
• Book Signing – a signed and personalised copy of my book.
• Free bookmarks for everyone.

R.K. ALKER AUTHOR VISIT SESSION EXAMPLES

Here is what I can cover in a typical PowerPoint session, the elements of this can be tailored to individual school and class requirements in increasing complexity and length:

1. Bringing a book to life using my best-selling books.

“He had the children thoroughly engaged throughout the session, which was very interactive and was well-received by both parents and children of varied ages.”

2. Storytelling – a reading then analysis of the journey to creating the content:

   

• Inspiration is all around – spot, snowball and explode your ideas!
• Character Development.
• Name Development.
• Monster Development.
• Location Development.
• World Building.
• The First Draft of Your Story – improving, expanding, refining and checking.
• Illustrating The Book – the striking and colourful aspects of design and engaging an artist.
• Book Cover Design – my shop window, in quick easy steps.
• The Writing and Publishing Process.
• Audiobooks – preparation, the studio, the performance and the edit.
• Curriculum Focussed Workshops – I have developed workshops such as finding the rhyme and inference.
• Worksheets for follow-up activities.

3. Monster Competition – the children are inspired to create their own monster to win copies of my books for KS1 and KS2?

“We have had a fantastic response from the children about the day and have had so many entries into the monster competition he set up for them!”

4. Q&A Session – initially about being an author, but the off-the-wall questions generally flow thick and fast!

“If you would like a passionate author that revels in the comedic possibilities of imaginative stories and the joy it brings to children’s lives, then welcome R.K. Alker and the Fangazoo into your school!”

 

FREE R.K. ALKER SCHOOL LIBRARY BOOK AND BOOKMARKS FOR EVERYONE

I ensure every child gets an opportunity to read my books. Every school gets a free signed copy of my book for the school library and every child goes home with a free bookmark.

 

BOOK ME FOR AN AUTHOR VISIT CLICK HERE – PRICES from £129

I try to offer best value in these trying times of tight school budgets. No charges of £500+ and no charges of £130 on top to introduce an author!

My well-received All-In Full-School Event is cheaper than that referral price of £130!

Sessions can be tailored to individual school requirements.

££ PRICES Pick ‘n’ Mix Menu items include:

• An All-In Full-School Event COST: £129 – Workshop Assembly, Q&A Meet-The-Author, PLUS, a quick visit into the classes, a book signing, free book for the school library and those children that cannot get the book, and free bookmarks for every child. (more details below)

• My workshops and storytelling sessions increase in complexity and length from reception up to year 6 and can be delivered over:

• Half-Day COST: £229 – 4 classes/workshops. (more details below)

• Full-Day COST: £349 – typical school of 7 classes. (more details below)

• Several Days – big schools. COST: £349 per day, multiple days discounted by 10%.

EVENTS IN MORE DETAIL:

LOW-PRICED ALL-IN FULL-SCHOOL EVENT

COST: £129

DURATION: 40-45 minutes, plus Q&A up to 15 minutes, PLUS quick class visits, a book signing and more…

Includes:

• Workshop Assembly.
• Content for all ascending age groups.
• My inspiration and journey as an author.
• A poem for the younger children.
• A reading for the older children.
• Character and book aspect development.
• PLUS many more aspects and detailed content at the event.

Also Includes:

• Q&A Meet-The-Author – DURATION: up to 15 minutes.
• Quick visit into the classes to give out FREE bookmarks for every child.
• Book signing.
• FREE book for the school library and those children that cannot get the book.

 

HALF DAY (Half The School)

COST: £229

DURATION: 3 Hours

Includes:

• 4 Workshops e.g. KS2.
• 4 Book Readings/Storytelling.
• A Shorter Assembly, usually for the classes receiving the visits, but, it can also be focussed on the half of the school not getting the other half day, e.g. KS1, if required.
• Q&A Meet-The-Author.
• PLUS, a quick visit into the other classes to give out FREE bookmarks for every child.
• A book signing.
• FREE book for the school library and those children that cannot get the book.

 

FULL DAY

COST: £349

DURATION: All Day, example below.

09:00 Sign-in and Orientation

09:15 KS1 Assembly (optional)

09:30 Reception

09:40 Year 1 Workshop

10:05 Year 2 Workshop

10:30 Break

10:45 KS2 Assembly (optional)

11:00 Year 3 Workshop

11:30 Year 4 Workshop

12:00 Lunch

13:00 Year 5 Workshop

13:40 Year 6 Workshop

14:20 Q&A Session Meet-The-Author and Book Signing

Includes:

• 7 Workshops.
• 7 Book Readings/Storytelling.
• 2 Shorter Assemblies, or 1 assembly, plus an extra class/workshop for larger schools.
• Q&A Meet-The-Author.
• FREE bookmarks for every child.
• A book signing.
• FREE book for the school library and those children that cannot get the book.

 

R.K. ALKER AUTHOR LOCATION

• Based in Lancashire.

CHILD SECURITY AND SAFEGUARDING

• Full DBS for School and NHS.
• Public Liability Insured.

 

I’d love to chat or email.

Please CONTACT ME – CLICK HERE

TELEPHONE ANSWERING SERVICE: 01772 970190 – CLICK HERE TO CALL

Thanks for reading the RK Alker Author Profile here are some Frequently Asked Questions

RK ALKER AUTHOR PROFILE FAQ

What children’s ages are R.K. Alker Author's books for?

Ages 4-7, 7-9, 9-11

What services does R.K. Alker Author offer to schools?

*Workshops in Assembly, Class, Groups, or One to One.

*Talks, Readings, Storytelling and Interviews.

*Kids Q&A and Book Signings.

*Free School Library Books and Bookmarks for Everyone.

Does R.K. Alker Author perform author visits for libraries, book clubs, churches and groups such as brownies and cubs?

Yes, my books are for everyone, and I am happy to perform author visits, readings and storytelling for any type of gathering.

Are R.K. Alker’s Author visits Faith School-Friendly?

Yes, R.K. Alker has separate presentations for faith schools and secular schools.

What genres are R.K. Alker Author’s books?

Adventure, Fiction, Comedy, Humour, Middle-Grade, Action-Adventure, Short Story, Tall Tale and Poetry.

What does it cost to book R.K. Alker Children’s Author for an author visit?

*Prices start at only £129 for an All-In Full-School Event COST: £129 – Workshop Assembly, Q&A Meet-The-Author, PLUS, a quick visit into the classes, a book signing, free book for the school library and those children that cannot get the book, and free bookmarks for every child.

* I can tailor sessions to individual school requirements.

*My workshops and storytelling sessions increase in complexity and length from reception up to year 6 and can be delivered over:

*Half Day – 4 classes/workshops. COST: £229.

*Full Day – typical school of 7 classes. COST: £349.

*Several Days – big schools. COST: £349 per day, multiple days discounted by 10%

**The above all include a free copy of my book for the school library and free bookmarks for every child.

What does R.K. Alker Children’s Author provide free for every school visit?

Every school gets a free signed copy of my book for the school library and every child goes home with a free bookmark. I ensure that every child gets an opportunity to read my books.

Do I have to select the R.K. Alker Author Visit components?

No, I know what works best for school visits and can select the best components for a fun, inspiring and productive author visit.

Does R.K. Alker Author have author days ready to deliver if I need him at short notice?

*Yes, I have developed author visits in varying sizes from single classes to assemblies and full school author days.

*Just email or call T.01772 970190 and we can check my availability at short or long notice.

How far does R.K. Alker Children’s Author travel?

There is no limit, but I do charge travel expenses, and expect accommodation for events at the other end of the country.

If we find R.K. Alker accommodation, will he come all this way?

Yes, but I will have to charge travel expenses on top of the author visit costs.

What type of books does R.K. Alker Author write?

Fiction, Adventure, and Humour for Ages 4-7, 7-9, 9-11.

What are R.K. Alker Author’s books about?

*My KS1 Colouring and Activity Books contain solutions to my own children's challenges from age 4. I weaved discreet education into all the normal colouring and fun activities to help them learn to read and count; and write by tracing cursive letters.

*My KS2 Funny Adventure Books tackle critical themes in a light-hearted way to encourage young people to develop love, understanding, empathy and wisdom.

What TV, radio and media has R.K. Alker Children’s Author been featured in?

*BBC, ITV, CH4, UKTV, Radio, Daily Telegraph, Independent and more!

*ChilliMan TV Presenter

*Gary Rhodes UKTV Local Food Heroes Finalist

*BBC The Gift Finalist

*Britain’s Best Dish

What is RK Alker Author’s history and CV?

*R. K. Alker is a Funny, Best-Selling Children’s Author and Storyteller for KS1 and KS2.

*Published internationally.

*Ex-university lecturer, highly commended 999 emergency ambulanceman, media star, presenter and entertainer.

What awards and prizes has R.K. Alker Children’s Author won?

*John Coates Prize for University Economics

*Life Saver 999 Emergency Ambulances

*UK’s Top 4 for Luxury Foods

*Lancashire and Blackpool Tourism Awards

*First Prize Southport Flower Show

What reviews and testimonials has R.K. Alker Children’s Author had?

***** Fantastic for children, but I loved it as an adult!

***** Overflowing with laugh-out-loud moments and unforgettable characters, this stunning black and white illustrated children’s tale is perfect for readers aged 7 upwards.

***** The room was electric! RiK has a genuine knack for commanding attention and sparking children's creativity. They really were dreaming it up and making it real!

***** His reading of his favourite chapters captivated the children’s imagination and ensued some raucous laughter. He invited the children to peek behind the pages of his book by informing them of his inspirations and writing processes.

*****“R.K. Alker’s passion shone through as he worked with the children and he thoroughly entertained them with his stories.

*****“He had the children thoroughly engaged throughout the session, which was very interactive and was well-received by both parents and children of varied ages.

*****“We have had a fantastic response from the children about the day and have had so many entries into the monster competition he set up for them!

*****“If you would like a passionate author that revels in the comedic possibilities of imaginative stories and the joy it brings to children’s lives, then welcome R.K. Alker and the Fangazoo into your school!

What experience does R.K. Alker Author have? What is his life story?

*Over 30 years of writing experience as a public speaker, university lecturer to hundreds, and TV, radio, press and national event performer to thousands.

*Serving the country on the UK 999 emergency ambulances for 6 years, I saved 6,000 lives, helped deliver babies and brought dead people back to life!

*I took a crazy ride off-grid as a brightly coloured chilli grower. My passion landed me a role as a TV presenter and media celebrity in the world of food and drink!

What elements can an R.K. Alker Children’s Author presentation and interactive workshop contain?

*PowerPoint session – I can tailor the elements to individual school and class requirements in increasing complexity and length and can include:

1. Bringing a book to life using my best-selling books.

2. Storytelling - a reading then analysis of the journey to creating the content:

A. Inspiration – spot, snowball and explode your ideas!

B. Development of Character, Name, Monster, Location, World Building.

C. Your Story First Draft – improving, expanding, refining and checking.

D. Illustrating The Book – the colourful aspects of design and engaging an artist.

E. Book Cover Design – a key marketing tool, in quick easy steps.

F. The Writing and Publishing Process.

G. Audiobooks – preparation, the studio, the performance and the edit.

H. Curriculum Focussed Workshops – I have developed workshops such as finding the rhyme and inference.

I. Worksheets for follow-up activities.

3. Monster Competition - can the children create their own monster to win copies of my books for KS1 and KS2?

4. Q&A Session – start with being an author, but the unusual questions flow thick and fast!

 

Who is RK Alker Children’s Author?

R.K. Alker Best-Selling Children’s Author was born in the UK, but he was MADE IN LANCASHIRE!

He is famous as the TV & Radio ChilliMan aficionado and a champion of local producers or “Food Evangelist!”

R.K. Alker has a career spanning more than 3 decades of university lecturing, content writing, UK 999 emergency ambulances, media and entertainment as the colourful TV ChilliMan which contributed to this hilarious children’s adventure book written for his kids.

Read RK Alker Funny Kids’ Author’s amazing story in the PRESS SECTION CLICK HERE

RK Alker is an author of funny children’s books from Chorley, Lancashire, England, United Kingdom, Earth!

His little girls think RK Alker is the Best Funny Kids Author in the World.

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RK Alker Author Profile is also The Chilli man from Little Green Men, a master of The Ancient Lancastrian Art of Ecky Thump! and can be found on Instagram, Blogger.com & Yell